The Usual Friday Crud: September 2006

"Outboard Computer"

Outboard Computer

Some people are still learning how to shut the boot on their car...

Aborted crosswind landing in an Airbus

Aborted crosswind landing in an Airbus VideoSift

Hold on to your lunch...

Pimpin' Vader

More unique costumes from DragonCon '06

Vader has all the best girls...

Oh, and all the Leia's you can eat...

A mouse pad for men!

Probably goes quite nicely with the Busty Mouse Pad and a breast mouse that I discovered way back, but can't seem to locate anymore...

[Thanks Richard]

I'm My Own Grandpa

I'm My Own Grandpa:

Believe it or not, I came across this while doing some work related research (genealogy related question for SQL DBs).
Looks like it was done using Sims...

Smokers� Lounge

One way to cut down on smoking!

[Thanks Con]

Deer mauls Hunter

It's all good when nature fights back!

[Thanks Jan]

Why Germans don't drive to Italy...

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro. "
"Vot do you mean it's illegal? " asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four! " replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile " the Germans says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa! " replies the Italian customsofficer. "Quattro meansa four, You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea youarra breaking da law! "
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence! "
"Sorry " responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with da 2 guys in da Uno."

[Thanks Con]

Pythons bizarre Fressvorlieben

Schaf, Golfball, Heizdecke: Pythons bizarre Fressvorlieben - SPIEGEL ONLINE - Nachrichten

Is that a sheep in your stomache or are you just pleased to see me?

Note: you can even see the two parts of the phython's split lower jaw...

Note: Translation of linked page is "Gorged: after a python in Kampung Jabor gobbled a sheep, the reptile couldn't move anymore."

[Thanks Jan]

Some more signs

[Thanks Con]

Just a few more tributes to the Croc Hunter...

[Thanks Con]

It's going to be a Steve Irwin week...

Irwin video may surface

Irwin's Wikipedia page defaced

World of WarCraft Croc Hunter Memorial Service

TRACTOR DRIFTING

And you thought those little Jap 4's were a terror on the streets!!!

Star Wars: Episode IV: What Has Changed?

Star Wars: Episode IV: What Has Changed?

So you could never figure out what George did when he re-released the original Star Wars? Well here's a frame by frame analysis of the differences! Not for non-Star Wars fans!

Shadow Transit on Uranus

This can only lead to even more 'anus jokes...

meat face on Flickr

Yeah... and now you're kids will eat, errr, meat?

Atari controller "keychains" -- with games

Atari controller "keychains" -- with games

Retro goes micro! For all you 80's gamers...

Play time: 1600 Ways

1600 Ways [flash]

It think I've had this one before, or something very similar... Classic move the dots to uncross the lines...

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin dead

Police are seeking these two for questioning...

[Thanks Con]

Dog biscuit diet

I have a golden retriever and I was buying a large bag of Dog Biscuits at K Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Dog Biscuit Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because last time I ended up in the hospital. But I'd lost 50lbs before I awakened up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentialy a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Dog biscuits and simply eat two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutrionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified she asked if I'd ended up in hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I had been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

[Thanks Gibble]