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For some, this might be going too far, but then again, it's probably a hoax...
People are now making games out of Google....
Airline safety card instructions... re-interprited.
Apparently last weeks 42 Migets vs 1 Lion story was a hoax... [surprise!]
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The Doors [flash]
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Dalek theft sparks a Who-dunnit
Beware... Robocop is coming....
This week it's Cybernetics....
Yes, it's sad but true... Apple will use INTEL chips in future Macs....
How well do you remember the 80's...
DJ Darth, mixes it up! [Windows media]
Computer gaming kills! And then you go to jail!
Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. Heelllooo.....
However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following :
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride a dead horse.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase the riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
10. Changing the constitution declaring that "This horse is not dead."
11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase dead horse's performance.
15. Do a CA study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declare the horse is "Better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say "This horse was procured with cost as an independent variable."
21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following :
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride a dead horse.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase the riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
10. Changing the constitution declaring that "This horse is not dead."
11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase dead horse's performance.
15. Do a CA study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declare the horse is "Better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say "This horse was procured with cost as an independent variable."
21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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