Wedding Doves

Imagine the following:
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps.
The photographer raises his camera.
Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.
The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....

AND YOU THOUGHT THE DOVES WERE GOING TO POOP, DIDN'T YOU!!!

[Thanks Karen]