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The Usual Friday Crud

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Saturday, 28 October 2006

Some horrible puns

  1. The Grand Canyon is just gorges.
  2. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
  3. If you throw a grenade into a french kitchen, you have Linoleum Blownapart.
  4. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
  5. It's a fact, tall people sleep longer in bed.
  6. Avoid funerals if you're not a mourning person.
  7. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  8. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  9. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  10. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[Thanks Jan]


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