Some horrible puns

1. The Grand Canyon is just gorges.
2. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
3. If you throw a grenade into a french kitchen, you have Linoleum Blownapart.
4. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
5. It's a fact, tall people sleep longer in bed.
6. Avoid funerals if you're not a mourning person.
7. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
8. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
9. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
10. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[Thanks Jan]