WATER v ALCOHOL

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of tap water each day, by the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli), the bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming (at least) 1 kilo of Poo per year.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whisky, beer or other liquors for that matter) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Therefore, we can safely assume the following:

WATER = POO
ALCOHOL = HEALTH

It is obviously better to drink wine and talk sh!t, than to drink water and be full of sh!t......

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information - I am doing it as a public service.

[Thanks Con]