Intelligent joke

A few months back it was the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was wellendowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to womenwith large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is aDNA connection.

He called it Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Well he would - wouldn't he!