My mother-in-law ...

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker toldthem, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury herhere in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship yourmother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and youwould spend only $150."
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and threedays later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."