0 to 100 in 4 seconds...

The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained about it quite a lot to her husband...

'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!', she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days for her birthday.

Finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.

Apparently he is dead now.


[Thanks Con]