Here come the rugby jokes...

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when
he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The
boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded
custody to his aunt.

The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents
and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with
his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to
choose who should have custody of him.

In a final ruling yesterday, custody was granted to the British & Irish
Lions Rugby Team as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of
beating anyone.