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Wednesday, 7 June 2006

World Cup Squads

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup



BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

Cheerio Subbuteo

Scenario Fellatio

Portfolio
SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

Hic Sic Spic Pric

Digaditch Fallinaditch

Horseraditch
SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

Slalomsky Downhillsky

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

Fuckov Ufuckov
SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov



ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

Busqueue Snookercu

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu


DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

Firstsson Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen




ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Baloni

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

Legslikejelli Havabenni

Wobblijelli Spendapenni
SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi



MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero

Chihuahua Jose
SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison


Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.





GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
KUNTS

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KUNTS
KUNTS

SUBS:
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
[Thanks Con]

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