Faster than bullets, yes. But Superman, gay? No way

Faster than bullets, yes. But Superman, gay? No way - Yahoo! News

Sacrelidge to even think it! That's like saying Batman was a pedophile and Judge Dredd was a eunuch!

Please, I know the world is getting far to PC these days (or at least the parts of if that can afford to), but please don't destroy all my childhood heros!