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Thursday, 16 February 2006

Poetry

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh!? For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
[Thanks Con]

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