Symptoms of Bird Flu

Try to avoid those who may have been exposed for....ahem...obvious reasons..

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention has released a list of the symptoms of Bird Flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.