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Thursday, 22 December 2005

12 days of Christmas - Chav style [Kiwi's probably wont get this one]

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,
twelve chavvers chavving,
eleven prammers pushing,
ten lads joy-riding,
nine laddettes drinking,
eight midriffs showing,
seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,


four stolen phones,
three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in a Bur-berr-y ................ (applause)

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